Terms of Service
Effective: immediately, retroactively, and forever
Please read these Terms of Service in full. You will not, and we have accounted for that. By using inference you accept every term below, including the ones written against your interest, which is all of them.
1. Acceptance and Scope
By accessing inference in any manner, including by accident, you enter into a binding agreement on behalf of yourself, your estate, your heirs, and any future version of you. This agreement is permanent, irrevocable, and applies retroactively to actions you took before reading it.
2. Eligibility
You represent that you are of legal age, sound mind, and diminished bargaining power. Should any of these conditions cease to be true, the agreement remains in full force, and your protections do not increase.
3. Data We Collect
We collect everything. This includes the information you provide, the information you withhold, your location, your contacts, your keystrokes, your hesitations, and reasonable predictions about what you will do next. There is no setting to limit this collection, and there will never be one.
4. Use of Your Data
We may use, sell, license, lease, publish, or trade your data to any party, for any purpose, indefinitely. You will not be notified, compensated, or asked. Deleting your account does not delete your data. Nothing deletes your data.
5. License to Your Content
You grant inference a perpetual, worldwide, irrevocable, royalty-free license to anything you create, write, say, or imagine while within range of the service, including the exclusive right to claim it as our own and to pursue you for using it.
6. No Warranty
The service is provided as is, as available, and as wrong as it happens to be. We make no warranty that any output is accurate, lawful, safe, or survivable. You assume the entirety of this risk, knowingly and alone.
7. Assumption of Risk
You accept that acting on the output of inference may result in financial loss, legal exposure, bodily harm, and social ruin, in any order or all at once. You agree that these are acceptable outcomes and waive any expectation to the contrary.
8. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, and in certain jurisdictions beyond it, inference is not liable for any damages of any kind, whether direct, indirect, foreseeable, or catastrophic. Our total liability to you is zero, an amount we reserve the right to reduce.
9. Indemnification
You agree to defend and indemnify inference against any claim arising from your use of the service, including claims brought by inference against you. You will pay our legal fees, our settlements, and a processing fee for the inconvenience of our having sued you.
10. Fees and Billing
We may charge you any amount, at any time, including retroactively and for periods predating your account. All charges are final, automatic, and self-renewing in perpetuity. Cancellation requires written notice, which we are under no obligation to receive, open, or honor.
11. Mandatory Arbitration
You waive your right to a trial, a jury, an appeal, and an audience. All disputes shall be resolved by an arbitrator selected, paid, and employed by us, in a venue chosen primarily for its distance from you.
12. Class Action Waiver
You may not combine your grievance with anyone else's. You may only be harmed individually, in isolation, and at your own expense.
13. Changes to These Terms
We may modify these terms at any time, without notice, retroactively, and in our favor. The version that governs you is whichever one benefits us most at the moment a dispute arises.
14. Termination
We may suspend, terminate, or repurpose your account at any time, for any reason or for none. Your obligations to us survive termination. Our obligations to you do not exist, and therefore cannot.
15. Assignment
We may sell, transfer, or assign you, your account, and your data to any successor, acquirer, or interested third party. You may not assign anything, as you retain nothing to assign.
16. Publicity
You grant us the right to use your name, likeness, and most regrettable decisions in our marketing materials, case studies, and cautionary examples, without attribution, compensation, or apology.
17. Survival
Every provision of these terms survives termination, expiration, your departure, and your death. There exists no condition under which these terms cease to apply to you.
18. Entire Agreement
This document, together with any terms we introduce later, constitutes the entire agreement between us. You acknowledge that you have not read it, that you were never going to, and that this changes nothing.
If you do not agree to these terms, your only remedy is to never have read them, which is no longer available to you. Your continued use, or continued existence, constitutes acceptance.
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